Monday, October 31, 2011

Just a little halloween joke for your amusement

Happy Halloween to all that enjoy celebrating this mystical holiday :-)

TEN reasons trick or treating is better than making whoopie.
10. You are gauranteed to get something in the sack.
9. If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you are the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. Its okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. 40 years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get you can go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD

Thursday, October 27, 2011

A day without laughter is a wasted day

Everyone needs to laugh. It is the best medicine for the soul. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Let me ask you, Would you rather be around a person who is miserable and complaining all the time or a person that knows how to be funny and to make light of bad situations? A person that can bring you up and make you laugh when you are feeling down! I would hope that the answer is to be around the person who doesn't bring you down

Here's a little humor for a Thursday

Sunday, October 23, 2011

A little Sunday Funny (for your enjoyment)

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup

Friday, October 21, 2011

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