Advice for An Old Guy Funny Joke

Advice for An Old Guy Funny Joke



I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....




I asked the trainer standing next to me:

What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?



The trainer looked me over and said:

"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

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Funny Confucius Jokes

Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.



Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.



Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.



Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.



Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going.



Confucius Say: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.



Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.



Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.



Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want



Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.

Funny Woman on Aging Joke

Funny Woman on Aging Joke



Old is Great

An old Woman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get : Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"

The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinsons - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle."

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