Blonde's call home to mom funny joke

Blonde's call home to mom funny joke

A Blonde Phone Call to Mom :

Hi Mom, it's me.

"Hi Sally, are you okay?

I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store, looking for a drill."

"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you."

"Oh my god, what happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."

"What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"

"Well, it really wasn't my fault.

Dad told me to find a Black and Decker.

Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"

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