Monday, October 31, 2011

Just a little halloween joke for your amusement

Happy Halloween to all that enjoy celebrating this mystical holiday :-)

TEN reasons trick or treating is better than making whoopie.
10. You are gauranteed to get something in the sack.
9. If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you are the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. Its okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. 40 years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get you can go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD

Thursday, October 27, 2011

A day without laughter is a wasted day

Everyone needs to laugh. It is the best medicine for the soul. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Let me ask you, Would you rather be around a person who is miserable and complaining all the time or a person that knows how to be funny and to make light of bad situations? A person that can bring you up and make you laugh when you are feeling down! I would hope that the answer is to be around the person who doesn't bring you down

Here's a little humor for a Thursday

Sunday, October 23, 2011

A little Sunday Funny (for your enjoyment)

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup

Friday, October 21, 2011

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Joke for the Day

What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND works best when it is jerked?

Get your mind out of the gutter!!!!! I'm talking about a seatbelt

Happy Hump Day to You All

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Funny Joke for a Wednesday

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."

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