Funny Celebrity Jokes for June 11, 2010
I do try to update as much as I can but unfortunately, I dont have enough hours to every page of the blog (Woe is me LOL) Here is one for you
Obama, McCain and All Hillary Die And Go To Heaven
John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."
So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?" Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long." God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."
Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat."
New just simple celebrity joke Just some humour
Paris Hilton was in deep financial crisis.
So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't win. The next day she prays to God "God! I really really need
your help! I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." Once again, she doesn't win. The next day she says the same prayer; then God speaks to her " Paris! work with me here, BUY A TICKET!!"
Celebrity Joke of the Day for June 3, 2010
Q. How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Another tasteless celebrity joke
If obama actually fixes the oil spill does that qualify as "nigger rigging"?
A. By putting a plunger in the toilet.