Friday, June 7, 2013

Funny Confucius Jokes

Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.

Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Say: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want

Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.

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