Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama's so fat
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Yo Mama's so fat
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

You Mama's so fat
she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”


Yo mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.


Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.


Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”


Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.


Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.


Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

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