Monday, February 25, 2013

Polish divorce funny joke

THE POLISH DIVORCE

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.



One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It’s made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.

Do either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and don’t need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations are still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I’m always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she’s white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She’s going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She’s going to poison me.

She bought a bottle at the drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it says:

Polish divorce funny joke


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