Friday, June 11, 2010

Funny Joke of the Day June 11, 2010

Hi TGIF. Sorry I missed posting the jokes of the day yesterday :-(
Had a friend over so enjoying friendship instead of computer last night :-) So I will post double tonight LOL.
Busy weekend this weekend, have a wedding and 2 birthday parties Fun Times (What life should be about)
OK I know I know, You are probably thinking "shut up and tell the jokes" Well WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT

Here you go

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

Question: How do most men define marriage?
Answer: A very expensive way to get your laundry done.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

Have a great weekend all. Come back and visit me.
Plus always remember, I would love to hear your humor as well.
Post it Make other laugh- It will make you feel good


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