Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Funny Joke of the Day June 8, 2010

Oh my, after the day I had at the office today, I could surely use some laughs (and maybe a good glass of wine especially since I am around whine all day- LOL like the pun) The office I work in is pure craziness. I think we need a shrink on staff LOL. When you sit around negativity all day long, it really does something to you mentally.

Just going to do a little office humor today

"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality

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