Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Funny Joke of the Day - June 9, 2010

OK, so peaceful day at the office. Peaceful but long. I am getting married in October so I went with one of my bridesmaids tonight to get fitted for her gown. After being out from 7:30 this morning til 8 tonight, I could surely use some humor :-) so here is the joke of the day: (WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT) LOL
Hope all are enjoying their evening. Happy Hump Day

Priest and a Nun in the Desert
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After
dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.

"Well sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know, father."
"In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day
or two."
"I agree."
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do
something for me?"
"Anything father."
"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister would you mind
if I touched them?"
she consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes sister?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
"I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
"Oh father, may I touch it?"
This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he
was sporting a huge erection.
"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place,
it can give life."
"Is that true father?"
"Yes it is, sister."
"Then why don't you stick it in that camel and let's get the hell out
of here."

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