OK so obsessed with this mustache thing that I forgot to post the joke haha
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts!
OK so heading to beach tomorrow. Feel free to submit some jokes for me while I am gone.
Keep the readers laughing.