Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Funny Joke of the Day June 22, 2010

Funny Joke of the Day

Long day today. My mom was admitted to the hospital tonight. Hopefully nothing is seriously wrong. They ran alot of bloodwork, did EKG and ECG and everything came back OK. Her blood pressure is high and she has lost a good deal of weight over last few months (which naturally has me concerned) They are going to do MRI tomorrow and more extensive bloodwork. Her left leg got real numb today and she was having extreme heartburn that she couldn't get rid of. Keep her in your prayers for
so I need a little humor tonight

Going to post a few jokes. Laughter is therapeutic :-)

Funny Joke of the Day

Reasons computers must be male

1.They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

2.A better model is always just around the corner.

3.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

4.It is always necessary to have a backup.

5.They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

6.The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

7.The lights are on but nobody's home


Just one more funny joke of the day

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full
length mirror. This
does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror,
looking at herself, asking
him how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the
mirror, now complaining
that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you
want your breasts to
grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
your breasts for a few
seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow gradually larger over a period of some years," he
replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts
everyday will make my breasts grow?" she asks.
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"

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