It's Saturday night and just got home from a lovely steak dinner with future hubby. Now, it is time for Joke of the Day. Happy Father's Day tomorrow to all you dads and dads-to-be
The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu. He says, being a smart ass, "I usually never return to a restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs is a match in size for my own."
The waitress replied, "In that case, sir, perhaps you should be looking at the children's menu."